Cliff, the chief gardener at St Mary’s in South Ealing, told us that the cemetery behind the church was meant to be a pollinator-friendly wildflower space, and not an ostensively manicured garden. Yet, after the spring was in full bloom, the back of the churchyard started getting out of control: nettles, green alkanet and other weeds took over the graves, and even Cliff’s superhuman gardening capability wasn’t enough to keep on top of that expansion. That’s where the GoodGymers stepped in.

Sevan led a group of ten nettleslayers, hungry for an evening pull session in a local jungle. Among them were two new faces in GoodGym Ealing: Giovanni, who cycled to his very first task, and Diana, who, despite being active for a few months as an Achilles guide runner, hadn’t completed an Ealing session until today. She also brought a four-legged support, the pooch Padron (pardon me if I misspelt the name), who made all the hearts instantly melt. Welcome Giovanni and Diana - we hope you’ve enjoyed our collective weeding frenzy!

Steph Ducat, Giovanni, Andy and Cliff attacked the left-hand side of the overgrown churchyard back wall, while Anna, Kash, and Harvey started from the right. Sevan, Diana, A.B., and James worked in the middle and eventually met the other two teams, having pulled or cut all the weeds on their way. In an hour, the stretch of graves along the entire brick wall at the back was weed-free!

Every GoodGym session is an opportunity to learn something new. Harvey told us about soldiers who used to whip their arms with stinging nettles to stay awake during their night watches. Since I wore a short-sleeved top while pulling nettles today anyway, I decided to test that method. I am pleased to report that the nettle stings still work, and I haven’t fallen asleep writing this report on Tuesday night.

As the days are now so long that it is still bright outside when we complete an evening task, there’s no excuse not to take advantage of it and come to the Tuesday night session. The weather has been a sheer delight, too! The next opportunity for an evening experience with GoodGym is next week - don’t miss it and sign up now!

In May 2026, Brent Meadow, after a two-year break from Hanwell Hootie, once again returned as the main outdoor venue for the largest one-day free music festival in London. On Saturday, many GoodGymers enjoyed guitar riffs, bumping into friends and rocking the 2026 brown Hootie t-shirts. The following day, six of them were back at the meadow in the morning hours to cover all the tracks showing that such an amazing gig venue had ever existed.

Maria, together with friends from LAGER Can, took care of the remaining festival litter plaguing the meadow. Harvey neatly rolled the Hootie banners, then, together with Sevan, went for a hunt for six heavy buckets with sand that had served as ashtrays the day before.

Breda and Steph Ducat got involved in the main job of the day: packing up the 35,000 (or just a few less) reusable festival cups used year after year by Hootie fans. All the pint and half-pint cups had to be bagged in plastic and transported to the viaduct pub. But had they all been collected? Kash, suspicious of the bin bags scattered around the field, set off on a trashy quest of retrieving the cups mistakenly bagged as rubbish. Ew! Scouring through bin sacks, she rescued dozens and dozens of cups that otherwise would never have seen another festival.

Two hours into the session, the team split to help with loading and unloading cargo in different locations. Sevan and Breda went to Hobbayne Centre with volunteers Sue and Amanda to unload their car, carrying boxes of hiviz, volunteer t-shirts, and spare drinks that hadn’t been consumed at the festival. Meanwhile, Maria, Steph and Kash waited for a van to load the vehicle with a drum kit and the famous 35,000 reusable cups. In the meantime, they helped Ralph dismantle the volunteer tent and pack it into another van.

When Matt drove into the meadow, Maria, Steph and Kash started loading the sacks with cups into the van. Some of the ripped bags miserably fell apart, but that didn’t slow down the team, which rapidly repacked the less fortunate cups. The three GoodGymers raced the van into The Viaduct pub and were ready for action when Matt arrived. Dozens of beer-scented bags were carried to the pub’s store room, generously sprinkling the GoodGymers’ legs with leftovers of beverages in the process. Once the transfer was completed, the community mission was finished.

The GoodGymers not only helped save thousands of reusable cups from annihilation, but also redefined the meaning of beer legs the same day. What a groundbreaking task it was!