A Force To Be Wreckin' With
8 GoodGymers made their way 4.0km to help the Wolves Lane in Haringey.
- Wednesday, 29th of November 2023
- Led by Euclides Montes
Eight Goodgymmers danced and pranced as they quite literally brought the house down at Wolves Lane tonight.
Musical Interlude by the Dexy Midnight Goodgym Runners
(Disclaimer: this only vaguely works if you listen to Come on, Eileen while reading it )
Poor old Charlie Ray
Sounded fed up on the ladder
Pulling out nails with his fingers
Mama Rosa cried
"watch out for the rust"
You've smashed (so smashed)
The Wall (the wall)
Now I must say more than ever
So that we can pull out this panel...
Come on, I lean
this way and you
*you lean that way *
And then everything
But what is that smell?
My thoughts, I confess
Verge on that smell
Ah, come on, let me lean
A Symphony Of Destruction
Our Goodgymmers flocked to Wolves Lane Centre once again after our task there last week on a promise of being unleashed on a room with sledgehammers to demolish the space at the back of the main office to create a better control command for this ever-expanding community space.
Denise from Wolves Lane did not disappoint. Upon arrival, she pointed at the pile of tools, she pointed at the wall, then smiled as she put on some sick tunes on the box, and then closed the door and left us to our own devices. And, oh my goodness, we smashed the place up!
It's not every day that you are tasked with the job of breaking stuff but you must grab the opportunity with both hands when given the chance. It's not to say it was all fun and games. I mean, Latoya did dance a lot in between bouts of kicking the wall. And Sam seemed to channel some primal need for catharsis as she smashed the wood panels. And Veronika did smile a lot, as she seemed to be assessing her life choices and deciding whether being a stuff breaker could be a respectable career path. I could go on... But I'm sure you know what I mean.
As the panels came down, and the wooden frame proved to be nothing but a momentary hindrance, we had become a successful wrecking crew, all within a timeframe that would please our resident time-keeper.
Ever a hero, our Dave did a last bit tidying up, bringing up the last of the few rusty nails from the floor so no one has an unfortunate accident in the future.
A couple of selfies here and there, and we all headed home after a proper work out on a chilly, chilly night.
Report written by Euclides Montes
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