Mr T was a man living near Hounslow Heath, diligent in his recycling efforts: separating glass from plastic and paper from cardboard. Unfortunately, because of poor health and limited mobility, he couldn't go downstairs to dispose of his rubbish and recycling.

The myth claimed that his stables had never been cleared of recycling. This was, in fact, only a myth, as Kash had visited Mr T for recycling disposal two weeks before her third Labour of Hounslow, on a warm Thursday in September. As the day progressed, Kash’s deeds seemed to be becoming less and less heroic, but she was not discouraged and undertook the task.

There were so many bags of recycling to take downstairs that Kash briefly considered rerouting the rivers Crane and Brent to flush all the recycling out of the building. Eventually, she decided against it, as that would have added too much time to the task, leaving her without a lunch break for all her Labours of Hounslow. She then threw three small bags of rubbish down the chute and carried the recycling downstairs, leaving Mr T’s stables free of waste and the gentleman feeling much relieved.