Wotsit gonna be, cos I can’t pretend… Don’t you want to get some shopping my friend?

The usual trip to Asda in Clapham, For my dear friend Mrs J, It’s hard to imagine 2021, Without a visit on a Saturday.

Her daughter V had sent the list, With all her regular bits, And two new unseen before additions, Cream cheese and a pack of wotsits!

French fancies, custard tarts, choc ices, A hiatus but now back on the list,
And of course galaxy smooth milk chocolate, Twenty bars, don’t forget, these would be the thing most missed.

Shopping delivered to her front door, She asked ‘Is my chocolate in there?’, It’s in the bag, don’t you worry Mrs J, I couldn’t forget, I wouldn’t dare.

She wanted to give me a bar for my troubles, But they were at the bottom of the pack, Thus she made a promise for double next time, So I supposed I’ll have to come back!