The pocket text that shocked my mum

After work I ran down to Mr R to get his list, the money and his trusty trolley and off I went to Waitrose. It was very hot so I was grateful for the fridges when I got to the supermarket. I managed to get everything he needed and headed back. He was very grateful and I was able to jog back in the slightly cooler evening sun. So before I left for the mission, I'd told my mum I was off to GoodGym, and what I didn't know was on my run back from Mr R, I accidentally pocket text her. Not any nonsense, no the Beyonce "he put a ring on it" meme with nothing else. Now me and my partner have been together nearly five years, but she was very confused as she knew I was with Mr R! You (and her) will be pleased to know I'm not eloping with Mr R, nor did I try and tell my mum big life news via an old Beyonce meme, I just clearly have a bouncy running style and forget to close my WhatsApp chats sometimes!