Snoop Jogg Part 1: Crop It Like It's Hot

Lil' Kash and 7 Pence found themselves skint on the streets of Shepherd's Bush on a hot Saturday morning. They've been looking to earn some fame for GoodGym but their rhyming skills just didn't cut it. Snooping around other people's gardens and jogging were everything they were good at. So that's what they've been doing in the hood: snoop jogg, S-N double O-P, J-O double G.

On one of the backstreets, they found a garden with a big, wild hedge. Smelling an easy piece of work over there, they knocked on the door. Mr H had a bush trimming job for them. He went back inside his house and fetched a hedge trimmer for Lil' Kash and shears for 7 Pence.

Lil' Kash was too lil' to crop the top of the hedge, so 7 Pence worked hard on a wobbly ladder to give it a good trim. When he figured out the top bits of the hedge on Mr H's and the neighbour's side ain't levelled, he jumped the fence and cut the top on the other side. The hedge was still not aligned but 7 Pence felt like a boss after doing it. In the meantime, Lil' Kash shaved the sides of the hedge inside the garden and headed back on the street to sort of the front. People were lookin' at her strange but you know she didn't care, she was cropping the hedge and just a-swingin' her hair.

The finished job put a big smile on Mr H's face and Lil' Kash and 7 Pence ended up with four bags full of greens. They spent all their money on joint lunch before they left Shepherd's Bush, so they had to go snoop jogging in another hood.

Hold up, hey. Take a seat. Hope you ready for the next episode — Hey Crop hedge every day.