Today's amusing Q&A with Ms J:

"Is it getting better out there? Do you think we're winning?"

"Sounds like we'll never be free of this - what do you think?"

"Do the shops re-open on 12th April, I really need my haircut - do you know how to cut hair?"

"I don't understand why so many men are bald these days, is it something they eat?"

The best I could manage in reply was:

"So these 2 potatoes that you want - any particular type?"

I clearly need to work on my questioning skills to be able to compete with the arch interrogator...