Mr T threw a curveball at me when I arrived this afternoon - did I think unsmoked bacon contained less salt than the smoked version - I admitted ignorance on this one (but we did a check after I'd returned with a packet of unsmoked to discover there's a few grams difference in favour of unsmoked).

Today's real highlight though was during our regular pre-shop chat when Mr T used a phrase to describe a former colleague of his who apparently had "teeth like a burgler's toolbag" - that had me laughing to myself throughout the rest of the mission...