Deptford Market is perfect for slices of the largest watermelons or gigantic whole ones. Alas, on the lovely Mr J’s list was a small one and the smallest on the market were bigger than rugby balls.

I’d given up looking but there is ASDA were some small ones. Mr J was delighted.

The rest was pretty standard apart from jelly which he described to me, but I was unaware of it coming in granules rather than glutinous blocks.