I was going to write a great report about Mr S's shopping, how I managed to get everything he wanted and deliver it safely despite a suspicious neighbour who had a habit of receiving deliveries for others and refusing to pass them on. But then I got IDd buying his tobacco and the absolute delight of being considered potentially under 18 when actually in my mid thirties blew everything out of the water. I'll be forever grateful to Mr S for this glorious day.