This was the third attempt at sorting a load of washing out for flat bound Mr T - he lives in a block of flats with a washing machine he can’t get to due to an operation. For the third time it was full of someone else’s washing had been left after the cycle ended.

We’d worked out a plan B for this time - I’d take it to a laundrette for him. It’s not ideal as it is a couple of miles from his home. I am working on a plan c for next time.

The ticket implies that I am part of the washing…