“Your legs have a lovely smile” and other Boxing Day classics!

I phoned M to see how she got on for Christmas Day. She was very chipper and told me how she’s had a lovely day with her family, which was such good news to hear. I told M how I’d given my legs a good run around today, and she said how she’d love to see me again in person, followed by “I do miss your lovely long legs”, which proceeded to “your legs have a lovely smile” - and then “my word, I’m talking nonsense” 🤣 BRILLIANT CALL!