The only acceptable type of cat calling

In my third phone call to check up on Ms B, we discussed the good (bakery deliveries containing Danish pastries and natas), the neutral (the range of toilet paper we've both encountered in our lifetimes (anyone else remember the shiny stuff?!)), and the bad (badgers. Apparently they make holes in gardens. Big holes).

As I hadn't mentioned my new(ish) cat to Ms B (and she doesn't follow me on Instagram), we also spent a decent amount of time chatting about le chat, and she passed on some tricks that she'd heard about from her daughter ☺️