The man knows his onions ...

... and indeed a bag of brown onions were quickly sequestered into the trolley at Mr R's request. The search for Spam was unsuccessful, though Mr R would probably not appreciate a pointless email from me for the purposes of punnery. A dash through the fresh produce section for bananas ensured that the trip wasn't completely fruitless though. Mr R is due to watch his beloved Liverpool lift the Premier League title tonight, I hope he enjoys it and I'll look forward to doing this mission again if I can.