The course of true love never did heron smooth

Taking Ms A her prescription was a nice break from the highs and lows of jobhunting.

I admired the neighbourhood pond and Ms A told me that the decoy heron installed there hadn't managed to put the real birds off eating the goldfish. That is, except for one heron, who took a fancy to the plastic one and attempted some "courtship" with it... Ooo er. Better luck next time heron - and plenty more fish, literally!