It was Halloween and, as usual, Mr J had pumpkin on his shopping list. It wasn’t the traditional orange pumpkin but a green nobbly one from Deptford Market where there was a patch of pumpkins (other collective nouns are available and may be used later). Whilst doing the rest of his shop in ASDA someone suggested that I was dressing up as a pumpkin, I wasn't but was happy to go with it, so posed with a scare of them on the way hom.