Wednesday 16th September
Report written by Wayne
GoodGym x Move10 - Garden Tidy
Community Fridge -
🥪 The Great Sandwich Heist: Zoe's First Run & Andy’s Three-Course Carb-Fest
A massive GoodGym welcome to Zoe, who survived her very first group run! It’s the first of many missions, provided she wasn't completely scared off by our post-run catering habits.
The Journey (And the Wedding Gossip)
The squad—Nadia, Andy Julie, Wayne, Kirsty and Zoe—convened at the Winston Churchill School gates. Kirsty clocked a cheeky 2k from home just to show off, while Anne skipped the running part and met us at the site as she currentlt can not run 🏃🏼♂️
After Run Leader Nadia gave Zoe the breakdown of the route, we set off on a 2.5k tour of Knaphill’s finest hills. The calves were burning, but the distractions were elite: we got to hear all about Nadia and Andy’s wedding and honeymoon, complete with a mid-run slideshow of the wedding pictures.
The Battle of the Bedding
We arrived at the Knaphill Community Fridge perfectly timed with a massive food delivery. Jules appeared with a wheelbarrow full of tools, and we were assigned our mission: total annihilation of the weeds and dead flowers around the church and food bank tent.
Wayne went rogue at one end with the strimmer. 🤣
The rest of the crew armed themselves with rakes and scissors.
Andy inherited a temperamental leaf blower that was clinging to 1% battery life, yet somehow managed to blow the paths clean through sheer willpower.
Two giant green bins were packed to the brim in record time.
The Legend of the Three-Course Sandwich
Then came the grand finale. To thank us, Jules offered us crates of surplus supermarket sandwiches. While most people took a polite token snack, Andy saw an absolute buffet. 🥪
Andy successfully curated a full three-course meal out of targeted carbohydrate acquisition:
The Starter: A breakfast sandwich. 🥪
The Main: A lunch sandwich. 🥪
The Dessert: A steak dinner sandwich (because nothing says dessert like beef).
He was, unsurprisingly, the happiest lad in Surrey.😄
Jules kindly provided bags so we didn't drop the haul, and the group had the distinct pleasure of jogging back to the school loaded down with a bakery’s worth of bread. Massive props to Zoe for fitting right in, and hats off to Andy appetite! 😄
Thu 17th Sep at 11:17am
Great report, thank you Wayne! 🍁🌿🥪🌮
Thu 17th Sep at 11:27am
Very funny report Wayne, an enjoyable read!
Thu 17th Sep at 11:36am
I’ve eaten 3 sandwiches already. 💪
Thu 17th Sep at 12:57pm
Haha! The sandwiches I took home for the boys’ packed lunches were demolished immediately 😬
Thu 17th Sep at 5:23pm
😂😂
