This will make even less sense if the web app removes the new line characters, but here goes...

Mr C: I have fork hats. I need more food.

Me: Fork hats? What are they for?

... many hours of confused conversation pass ...

Me: Ohhhhhhhh, four cats, right. That box is never going to be enough, is it?

In my defence, it was the only box left on the shelf, and the request didn’t say two 2kg bags, for four cats, so I had no idea. Also, my skit is nothing on the original, but there were no fork handles involved, I had to work wi5 what I had ;)