Your children are less hairy and not as barky as my dog

1 Goodgymer walked 2 km to babysit 2 children.

I have no children so do not know much about looking after them. However, I have a 3.5 year-old golden retriever and some experience of resuscitation and stabilisation of patients aged 0 - 18 years, including advanced airway management, extracorporeal mechanical support and ultrasound-guided central venous access.

It was all quite straightforward and nothing bad happened. There were the same number of children at the end of the afternoon as the start and we had made some good progress on the colouring book.

Upon her return, their mother agreed this was a success.