Usain Bolt? No, YOU saying bolt.

A rare Thursday lunchtime opportunity to squeeze in a mission, mugs of tea and lots of GG chatter saw the Alices in Furnitureland constructing a bedside table whilst Melanie and Gary went for a four-drawer option and Darren was in charge of tools. And standing. Until the Alices' lunchbreak was over and they had to leave, at which point Darren supervised Melanie re-making the single drawer as he spotted some of it was upside down.

No double-entendres were said, no-one preferred screwing with their hands, no one didn't like little flappy bits or flaps falling down.

And we didn't make the wardrobe, that looks the teeniest bit wonky compared to our beautifully constructed drawer units.

Shall we call this a draw(er)?