Twas the night before Christmas When the mission came through Not a soul was out (well not without a mask) So to tesco I went where there was no queue

The shopping list said 4 of this and 4 of that And all in the panniers Along with the cat (just kidding!)

No reindeer here, and no sleigh just me on my bike going hey-hey-hey

I Dashed and I Danced and I also Pranced I'd Vix to if I knew just how No Comet to see, Just a Christmas Star taking a bow

As I headed home And went our of sight I could just hear "Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night"

(with apologies to Clement Clarke Moore, no relation)