The Red Shirt survives the first episode

If you watched Star Trek: The Original Series, you know that the young officers in red shirts rarely came back safely from a mission. So what did I do? I proudly wore my new red shirt and beamed (well, ran) to Ealing to complete my very first mission!

Commander N, who asked me to collect sixteen different specimens from Sainsbury's planet, stayed safely on the mothership (unlike those silly Star Trek officers).

I visited 5 different spots to get all the requested items. Finally, I managed to find fresh ginger and settled for a replacement for a rather specific butter spread. Commander N was very happy with the mission outcome. And the 'red shirt' survived the mission!