Hounslow

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Snoop Jogg Part 2: Insectual Eruption

2 GoodGymers made their way to help an isolated older person in Hounslow.

  • Sevan
  • Kash
 
Saturday, 16th of July 2022

Lil' Kash and 7 Pence rolled up to Mrs S' house in their low riding running shorts and had a sense of déjà vu. Maybe it was a down to a (prescription) drug induced haze, but the house definitely looked familiar and there appeared to be many GoodGym $s to be earned here.

Once they met Mrs S, the memories flooded back. It wasn't the meds, they had actually gardened for Mrs S around a month ago. This time around the task was the same, burn all the weed in the flower beds and mo' the grass. Lil' Kash and 7 Pence were well skilled for this off the back of their impressive but underappreciated hip hop careers. As part of this they had toured overgrown back gardens all over West London before retiring to allow a younger generation to wow the fans.

Lil' Kash did what she does best and grabbed the lawn mo'er, making quick work of the parched grass despite the dodgy cable wrapped in insulating tape. In the meantime 7 Pence was on his hands and knees, scraping up weed from under the rose bushes. It was a type that he hadn't seen before, so he realised that this could be worth a fortune on the black market.

It was not long after this that they discovered ants! Flying ants! They were streaming out of a hole in the soil. 7 Pence tried to cover it with some compacted soil, but there was no stopping them. They kept breaking out and overrunning the flower bed. Lil' Kash and 7 Pence beat a hasty retreat to decide on their next steps. Realising that battling an army of winged ants wouldn't bring them fame, riches or glory, they decided to stop weeding the back garden and move onto less dangerous tasks.

Lil' Kash went to the front garden in search of more weed while 7 Pence moved on to watering the flower beds. He hoped that keeping the roses alive would earn them a return visit to Mrs S' garden of riches.

At the end of the mission, before Mrs S waved them off - without their appearance fee - 7 Pence inconsiderately drank the last of the cold water before he and Lil' Kash headed out of town and onto their next task.

Report written by Sevan


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