The lovely Mr J had bought a shed before Christmas, I had explained that it would Only Be a Matter of Time before GG would be able to help. Today, I was the Change Giver and excavated an old shed base at the bottom of his garden and checked its size to enable the shed to be erected.

There should only need to be one more session to put up the shed (not seven), although instructions will need to be found, and those doing it will find It’s Not Easy but when finished will be The Talk of the Town.

If this is confusing, Shed Seven are a still active Indie band from the 1990s, the report has a number of references to their songs and albums.