Sir Alex Ferguson was famed for his hair dryer treatment (where he would stand inches from player’s faces to berate them for poor performance). I don’t think that I have an Alex Ferguson to unleash but I found Paul Scholes hiding behind an elephant on Mr J’s window sill as I moved I few things to allow me to heat seal the film on his windows.

This didn’t take long, so I was able to put up a solar light in the garden for him too.