Thriller Night

It's close to six at night
Something evil's lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight
You see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream
But laughter takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze
As vollies looks you right between the eyes
You're paralyzed

'Cause this is GoodGym
GoodGym night
And no one's gonna save you
From the help about to strike
You know it's GoodGym
Mission night
You're fighting for your life
Inside a killer
GoodGym tonight, yeah

You hear the trowel slam
And realize there's weeding to be done
You feel the broom stale
And wonder if you'll ever see the sun
You close your eyes
And hope that this is just imagination
But all the while
You hear a creature creepin' up behind
You're outta time

'Cause this is GoodGym
GoodGym night
There ain't no second chance
Against the thing with the forty hands, girl
GoodGym
Mission night
You're fighting for your life
Inside a killer
GoodGym tonight

Night creatures calling
The dead start to walk in their masquerade
There's no escaping the broom of the skeleton
It’s sweeping wide
This is the end of your life

They're out to get you
There's vollies closing in on every side
They will possess you
Unless you change that number on your dial
Now is the time
For you and I to work close together, yeah
All through the night
We'll save you from the terror with our team
We'll make you see

That this is GoodGym
Goodgym night
'Cause we can help you more
Than any ghoul would ever dare try
GoodGym
Mission night
So let us help you right
And share a
Killer, 3P, chiller
Thriller here tonight

'Cause this is GoodGym
GoodGym night
We can help you more
Than any ghoul would ever dare try
Goodgym
GoodGym night
So let us help you right
And share a
Killer, thriller
Tonight

with apologies to Michael Jackson